Rockstar Games has updated the Epsilon Program , dedicated to the religious sect San Andreas that represents a clear satire against Scientology, and was also activated an account Twitter . This makes us think that the promotional machine for Grand Theft Auto V has started to move his gears, and that from this site might get some interesting anticipation. Below is a list of the paradigms underlying the Epsilon Program cult.

1. The world is 157 years old
2. Dinosaurs are a lie to believe people weak
3. You are happy but don't know
4. We are all from the same tree
5. All are interconnected, but people with red hair
6. The semen does not exist! It is a lie propagated by teachers of biology, along with everything that there has never been told
7. Men are obliged to lie with nine new partners per week. Women must lie with six, made as for the month of July, when they must lie with five men a day.
8. Aliens exist and are on Earth. If you have a sign from the birth could be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the fourth paradigm
9. The trees speak but only some can hear them
10. People who believe in something they live much longer of atheists
11. If you believe in all this and you're ready to put your hands and your wallets in EPSILONISM will live a happy life, otherwise you will be condemned
12. KIFFLOM-happiness is yours! KIFFLOM!